issue stamp

(inspired by ladytabitha's pics)

Issue Stamp

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the readers go crazy for,
they lose their minds,
the way i issue books,
i think its time,

lala-lalala,
ink up my stamp,
lala-lalala,
the readers are waiting,
lala-lalala
ink up my stamp,
lala-lalala,
the readers are waiting

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

I can see you're on the OPAC,
you want me to teach thee,
boolean techniques that freak these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know the operators can be used,
in parantheses.

lala-lalala,
ink up my stamp,
lala-lalala,
the readers are waiting,
lala-lalala
ink up my stamp,
lala-lalala,
the readers are waiting


My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

Once you get a reader's ticket,
we can check your issues.
You keep my stamp so well inked
I need some tissues!
Yes my badge really does say "Head Li-brar-ian".
Please come this way to check the reference items
in my closed stack
and a couple of things on this rack.

lala-lalala,
ink up my stamp,
lala-lalala,
the readers are waiting,
lala-lalala
ink up my stamp,
lala-lalala,
the readers are waiting

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!

My issue stamp brings all the boys to the desk.
And they're like
"It ain't grotesque"
Damn right it ain't grotesque.
I can stamp you,
but it's not burlesque!